适合发朋友圈的搞笑金句，简短有趣，瞬间逗乐！

1、曾经我是个很重感情的人，如今感情失去了，这才发现，我只是个很重的人。

Once I was a very heavy feelings of people, now the feelings lost, this just found that I am just a very heavy person.

2、今天竟然没人祝我生日快乐，大概是因为今天不是我生日吧！

No one even wishes me a happy birthday today, probably because it's not my birthday!

3、我才十几岁，爱情可以晚点到，但外卖不行。

I'm only a teenager, love can be late, but take out can't.

4、两天瘦了二十斤，不靠节食，不靠运动，全靠我自己幻想。

I lost 10kg in two days, not by diet, not by sports, but by my own fantasy.

5、有人相爱，有人夜里开车看海，有人数学题两个小时写不出来。

Some love each other, some drive to see the sea at night, some can't write the math problem for two hours.

6、大晚上看到那么多外卖小哥还在奔波，我突然间感到很励志，别人都这么晚了还在吃，我凭什么不吃。

In the evening, I saw so many takeout boys still running, I suddenly felt very motivated, others are still eating so late, why don't I eat.

7、我每天都在坚持做仰卧起坐，晚上一个仰卧，早上一个起坐。

I do sit ups every day. I lie on my back in the evening and get up in the morning.

8、帅哥都喜欢美女，如果你不喜欢我，那你就不是帅哥。

All handsome men like beautiful women. If you don't like me, you are not handsome.

9、真的不要再浪费我的时间了，如果你并没有特别喜欢我，就麻烦把我的联系方式推给你的其朋友吧！

Really don't waste my time, if you don't like me very much, please give my contact information to your friends!

10、累吗？打开朋友圈又看到我这个你得不到的女人。

Tired? Open the wechat moments and see me, a woman you can't get.

Tired?Openthewechatmomentsandseeme,awomanyoucan'tget.

11、世界上有两种人最可爱，一种是记性差的，第二种我给忘记了。

There are two kinds of people in the world who are most lovely. One is the one with poor memory. I forget the second.

12、平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。

Usually scold you even if, must wait for me to hit you, only then knew that I am both literate and martial.

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